I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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