I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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