so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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