Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She announced her abortion via fbk
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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