Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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