five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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