Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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