i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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