you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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