Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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