she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize