So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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