You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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