this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Do plants get herpes?
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