what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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