i will never coherently bang her
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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