he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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