I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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