This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
