Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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