i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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