Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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