she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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