Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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