I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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