Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have already put on my inside pants.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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