I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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