i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize