So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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