How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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