I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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