i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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