am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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