He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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