i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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