so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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