But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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