Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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