She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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