**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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