The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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