It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
ok first of all what the fuck
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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