Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My cat gives me a boner
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
