..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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