idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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