you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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