Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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