I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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