): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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