Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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