Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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