guys are not supposed to queef...right?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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