drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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